Ching Chang Chong

Oh hello please

You can call me "dj not nice"

I run a drycleaning service in detroit

You want black-belt? Ten dollar cash?

No ticket, no laundry!

Here we go!

Ching chang chong! (oh yeah)

Ching chang chong! (I smack a bitch if I have to tell her twice)

Ching chang chong!

Here we go everybody (ching chang chong!)

Help me sing this song (ching chang chong!

Rucka rucka ali (ching chang chong!)

Number one in usa (ching chang chong!)

I talk like ching chang chong

You walk into my store

Hurry up and buy

This is america!

They call me jackie chan

I come here from japan

I talk like ching chang chong

Welcome (sing my song!)

I got that how u cow

I give you eggroll now

Don't care if you want steak

I give you by mistake (does middle finger)

You want some won-ton soup?

I give you eggdrop! Oops!

I talk like ching chang chong

Don't fuck with viet-kong!

With my ninja-supplies

I catch you by surprise!

I throw my ninja dagger!

Hit you between the eyes!

I cook my black-eyed peas

While the black guy pees

Please, wear a black tie, please

Tell the black guy

Peace!

I use my kung-fu grip

To slap your bitch's tits

My people come to your village

And tear your heart to bits

I teach you tai-kwan-do

You come to my condo

I cook up crack you smoke

You think I be some joke?

If you think I'm chinese

I be like "ninja please!"

My people come from china

But we not from beijing

We won olympic games

Because, you whimps can't play

My people wear diapers

No time for bathroom-breaks!

Ching chong!

Ninjas in the plaaaace!

Do the ching chang choooong!

Throoow your nunchucks in the air!

Rucka like sidways vagina

Call me dj not nice!

I eat no food but rice!

Ancient korean recipe

I get from Jesus Christ!

Have you achieved the zen?

I give you two-for-ten

We drink two heineken!

I be your chinese friend!

You bitches grind on me

But not if you taiwanese!

I make you bitches cry

With cream of some young guy!

I eat my ramen cup

Where did my mom end up?

I left her in tokyo!

Those filipino sluts!

I don't like kim jung ill!

He tried to get me kill!

He fire blank missiles

All up close in my grill!

Wait!

Who just bombed detroit?

The city's been destroyed!

It was the japanese

Hello, remember me?

Mother fuckers in this bitch!

Do the ching chang chooong!

Yeah!

It would be great honor

To enter every vagina in this party

I have been a disgrace to my father

For every vagina I have not entered

By force

Open sesame seed chicken

Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget

Confucius say

You ever see ninja turtle movie?

I was the third clansman