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Artist: Rugburns
Canonical path: /rugburns/i-hate-fuckin-christmas
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I Hate Fuckin' Christmas
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I Hate Fuckin' Christmas
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I hate fuckin' christmas
Seems like it's one big have to do
Seems like everybody that you meet on the street
Has been singin halle-fuckin'-lujah
Well, the mistletoe on the ceiling really
Makes me wanna do ya
Christmas it's so hard to find cocaine
Now it seems I can't get outta bed
All those dickheads in their white shirts on my t.v.
Singin' please don't drink and drive
Well, that's pretty good advice
'cause ya just might spill your drink
Christmas, it's the time for stealing presents
Out from underneath your neighbor's tree
Look's like little johnny just won't get his
Teeneage mutant ninja turtle
Well, I'd better wear a rubber
'cause that turtle might be fertile
Today I think I'll screw my brother's girlfriend
All he ever does is go to work
When he goes downtown to buy the
Dead bird, who's the fuckin' turkey?
I hate fuckin' christmas
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