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Artist: Sabertooth Zombie
Canonical path: /sabertooth-zombie/glad-handed
Related lyric paths: 6
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Glad Handed
Read Glad Handed lyrics by Sabertooth Zombie on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Glad Handed
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They lie through their teeth
Bear their hooks
Explain mundane in twisted speech
The mus-ings of crooks
A trained army of carnies
That misuse their ruse
Selling sex and selling death
To rethink love and replace rest
What happened to you?
Your inner-futurist masturbated
Shake hands with your tool
To feed this slut of a world
Purge the filth
Cook supper in bleach
Hoard the whores aboard
The in-flight ministry of speech
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Sabertooth Zombie performs "Glad Handed", and this lyric page sits inside the Sabertooth Zombie catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to American Eyes Part One (Black Of Mouth) and American Eyes Part Two (Rat Bones) with a short reason for opening each page next.
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