Disasters

on plane rides

on train rides

on bus rides

you need to shut your kids the xxxx up

(word up)

I'm tryin to get some writing done on this motherfucker

ha ha

check it out...

perhaps when i have one of my own ill sing a new tune

but this song is called disasters its about your two year olds

i sing for a living in funeral homes. i dont take requests

diss my sense of fashion all you want. i hate the way you dress!

how do you expect someone to take you seriously?

when its obvious the god you trust is hateful and inferior to me

im kidding. really folks. oop.. thats just to be modest

thinking when you hear these jokes you laugh just to feel smarter

woman are cannon fodder for the father of their bratty little disasters

i brought it backa little bit,,,, you see that???

just you a recap before i call it and recut it, relax and b-boy? on every subject

beat back on natural urges to have surgeons attack rappers?

whose scalpels swerve until the cellulite splattered on curtains

im certain you've heard of me by now that why you listening

its a ? opportune time to diss some things (like children)

if you have one cool...

but dont use kiddies as an excuse to make horrible music, (please)

ive got a mouth to feed to and its lives on my face.

baby mamma drama blah blah blah

ive got a problem but im not sitting on a barbarian chair with a heeadful of Rastafarian hair hair

i fear no man with a handful of scissors

cuz i just cut em short in the shape of an animal less vicious

dig it...

im more dapper than Dan and sadly

y'all so stupid like a van full of pakistan's at a clan rally

wheres my daddy forget what the court of law says i cut my loses im asking you who the xxxx yours is

if i wanted to pick you up with a line... it'd have a fishhook on the end of it.

let me stick it in your eye

fucking cry baby

wipe your eye baby

i may have busted off a couple times inside but that ain't my... baby

kicking on original flavours dumb ish

like jay z trying to impress ? with tongue twist

i diggity done this

i diggity done that

i kept the style in my arsenal thinking it would come back

now run that xxxx like wild potato chips

throw your hands up if your in a fucked up relationship

help me ... xxxx these two kids up in the seat behind me

i know that

(disasters)

i know that