The Taco Song

I know this girl

She's a fat vegetarian

She acts so hip

She's a tough talking lesbian

She don't eat meat

But she'll suck all

The tacos in town

She's at the border

And her tongue

Is going round and round

Oh yeah UR everything

And what u want it's everywhere

Everyone is watching u

U know there's nothing to do

Let's hang out over in taco hell (taco)

Baby why does UR taco smell so bad?

Break it

U know this girl

She gets drunk almost everyday

She smokes so much that her house

Is always permanent gray

She'll write a check

"Dumb idea" the judge says 2 years long

She's in a funk

Yeah she funks to a funky song

Everyone (everyone)

Everybody knows it

Everyone (everyone)

Everyone (u know, u know)

Everyone

Everyone, watching u

Judging u, telling u what to do

They're so amused, they're so confused

I know, I know they call u a fag

"Cause they're scared and they're mad

And they grew up in a small town

With dicks the size of peanuts