My Little Itch

Clap, clap, everybody clap, clap

Everybody has it, it's rude not to share it

Your clap, clap

Oh, chlamydia

My life's a living hell

No encyclopedia

Defines the putrid smell

There were no warning signs

When i stepped in the jacuzzi

You'd been there for some time

So you obviously weren't choosy

You threw yourself at me

I couldn't help but catch you

Now you're a nasty itch

That i can't reach to scratch you

Ohh

Ohh

Ohh

Oh, chlamydia

You really are a curse

Now i can't get rid o' you

Can it get any worse?

You seem to have invited

Your old friend gonorrhoea

Who, far from being gone hands

Arrived with diarrhoea

I'm being looked at sideways

By a sneaky little crab

Whose man and eyes like a bug

Oh, venerea

I'm clawing at your itch

Oozing bacteria

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