Strange Child

theres something bout that boy thats strange to see

he doesn't look like you he doesn't look like me

i've been meaning to tell ya please don't go wild

theres a possibility that he's not your child

coz

i made love to your father love to your brother

once or twice i slept with your mother

there has to be a father it could be you

or half of the creatures down the local zoo

you wear tartan pyjamas an socks in bed

couldn't be more for him if you were dead

if i mention sex all you do is frown

thats why i sometines have to sleep around

i made love to your father love to your brother

once or twice i slept with your mother

there has to be a father it could be you

or half of the creatures down the local zoo

yer

got green scaly skin and a pair of horns

i knew that there was something wrong as soon as he was born

i've been racking my brain trying to think of a father

whos a cross between a goat and a iguana

i made love to your father love to your brother

once or twice i slept with your mother

there has to be a father it could be you

or half of the creatures down the local zoo

i made love to your father love to your brother

once or twice i slept with your mother

there has to be a father it could be you

or half of the creatures down the local zoo

half of the creatures down the local zoo

half of the creatures down the local zoo