My Life Sucks

Alright alright okay

I like the way this is sounding eh right now

But I do think maybe we could do something a lil different with it

Fitz do you think maybe you could make my voice deep

Like one of those lil wayne tracks

Fuck

Oh God

Momma won't buy me david dobrik merch

No, she won't stick her sticky fingers in her purse

And if she don't gimme money I'ma steal from church

Cause I can't let tiffany get the merch first

My birthday's april first and I never celebrate

Cause last time I choked on a piece of cake

When I turned eight momma said I was a mistake

Didn't really bother me tho, I took it okay

Internet trolls always callin' me weird

I get mad shame thrown at me by all of my peers

I've been a sad man for like 25 years

I'm not dabbing on my haters, I'm just hiding my tears

Zoloft, prozac, lexapro

All anti-depressants that I've tried before

I do my best to hide it but my friends all know

I live a good life, and pretend that it blows

Zoloft, prozac, lexapro

All anti-depressants that I've tried before

I do my best to hide it but my friends all know

I live a good life, and pretend that it blows

When I'm out in public, I'm always smilin', trident

But when I'm home alone my tears are flowing like a hydrant

Neighbors called the cops last night cause I was crying

Yes I'm sorry mr. Officer, I'll try to be silent

Friends goin' to a party so I'm kinda excited

But when I asked if I could come he said I wasn't invited

Yeah I guess I saw it comin', you could call me a psychic

Eating oreos and whiskey while I'm spendin' the night in

Jameson got me sick yo, my girlfriend wants my dick, bro

I can't get hard for shit though

And now shes really pissed woah

Cause I'm drunk as fuck and I'm half asleep

She's mad at me and I'm mad at my meat

No sex tonight, nights incomplete

God what an end to a terrible week

Zoloft, prozac, lexapro

All anti-depressants that I've tried before

I do my best to hide it but my friends all know

I live a good life, and pretend that it blows

Zoloft, prozac, lexapro

All anti-depressants that I've tried before

I do my best to hide it but my friends all know

I live a good life, and pretend that it blows

Everything's great but I still complain

I got a couple loose screws but I'm not in pain

My heads not broken it's just a sprain

I got a healthy body but a shitty brain

I'm good at rapping fast

But I can't do it long

That's why I'm raping slow

For the rest of this song, stevie!

Now I'm self medicating no more doctors

And I don't need pharmaceuticals to prosper

Yeah, I do my best to hide it but I'm socially awkward

The weirder you are the more you have to offer

All of this is bullshit

Nothing means anything

All of this is bullshit

Nothing means anything

All of this is bullshit

Nothing means anything at all

All of this is bullshit

Nothing means anything

Oh I guess its over

Alright I'm going to go hate myself some more

See you guys later