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Artist: Screeching Weasel
Canonical path: /screeching-weasel/count-to-three
Related lyric paths: 6
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Count To Three
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Count To Three
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i´ve had it with you and your friends
i got eyes in the back of my head get
the fuck away from me or
i´ll put you right over my knee count to three
i´ll ruin all your fun count to three and then you
better run count to three i´ve had it up to here
count to three i´m gonna count to one two three
you better disappear i´m twice the man
you´ll ever be i got two brass balls to prove
it baby i´ve been stylin´ since you wore
short pants now i´m taking names and
kicking ass count to three i´ll fuck up your
good time count to three and listen to you
whine count to three it´s past your bedtime
dude count to three i´m gonna count to one
two three and then you better move count to three
i´ve had it up to here count to three you better disappear
count to three i´ll fuck up all your fun
count to three and now you better run
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