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Artist: Screeching Weasel
Canonical path: /screeching-weasel/erection
Related lyric paths: 6
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Erection
Read Erection lyrics by Screeching Weasel on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Erection
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there's something wrong,
i'm not getting it on and i'm definitely not getting off.
the only action that i've seen in three months was when the doctor said "turn your head and cough." erection,
erection it's hard.
erection,
erection oh god!
the best i've done of late in getting some ass was sitting on the amoco toilet seat.
my little problem isn't going away no matter how fast or how often i beat.
erection,
erection it's hard.
erection,
erection oh god!
i almost got a little pussy last week cleaning the litter box in my living room.
my palms are hairy and my balls are all blue;
i need some action and i need it real soon.
erection,
erection it's hard.
erection,
erection oh god!
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