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Artist: Screeching Weasel
Canonical path: /screeching-weasel/hey-asshole
Related lyric paths: 6
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Hey Asshole
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Hey Asshole
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hey asshole you know your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk hey asshole what about all the fat little teenage boys you fuck hey asshole aside from dealing coke and lsc what have you done dick hey asshole do you feel all warm inside lording it over a bunch of kids you're no upright citizen you pig,
a tenth grade boy's mouth around your dick hey asshole,
aside from writing pretentious,
boring tunes what have you did hack hey asshole on the internet a couple dozen mongoloids at your tit hey asshole i think your heart done be inflated with horseshit you fucking dirty old man,
you fucking tourist you wrinkled old twit fuck you
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