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Artist: Screeching Weasel
Canonical path: /screeching-weasel/i-wanna-be-a-homosexual
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I Wanna Be a Homosexual
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I Wanna Be a Homosexual
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I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist
See women are a drag and I think I wanna be a faggot now
A mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream a nancy boy with wings
I wanna be a homosexual
Shock the middle class take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your little thing when you see
phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse you just need a man
A beefy leather fag to take you out in drag
I wanna be a homosexual
Call me a faggot call me a butt loving fudge packing queer
I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge
That makes me wanna drink a beer
And be a pansy and be a homo
Shock the middle class take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street
Who wears short shorts you wear short shorts you're so full of shit
Why don't you admit that you don't have the balls to be a queer
I wanna be a homosexual
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