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Artist: Screeching Weasel
Canonical path: /screeching-weasel/march-of-the-lawnmowers
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March Of The Lawnmowers
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March Of The Lawnmowers
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you always wanted a real nice lawn now
your whole back yard is gone too bad
you tried to cut your grass too bad
that you ran out of gas you drank
just one too many beers now it's in
your car and back to sears it ate
up half your bedroom rug but now you've
got brand new sparkplugs you gotta bitchin mower
now you think you are the cats meow
you only have yourself to thank when we
put draino in your tank
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