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Artist: Screeching Weasel
Canonical path: /screeching-weasel/phasers-on-kill
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Phasers On Kill
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Phasers On Kill
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What to do a spaceship crew came
Crashing through my house
Captain Kirk the stupid jerk
Punched me in the mouth.
Why'd you pick this place?
You came from outer space
If you're sleeping on my couch then
You'll do what I say
Go! Set tbe phasers on kill
Go! Set the phasers on kill
Go! Set the phasers on kill
Cause I don't love her anymore
Looking through my records all day
On the phone all night
Try to fix the beam without
The help of Miller Light
I can't get no sleep
You better earn your keep
Take the safety off and go
Disintegrate that creep
Go! Set tbe phasers on kill
Go! Set the phasers on kill
Go! Set the phasers on kill
Cause I don't love her anymore
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