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Artist: Screeching Weasel
Canonical path: /screeching-weasel/the-last-janelle
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The Last Janelle
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The Last Janelle
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you dopes are all the same and that's why i'm so ashamed to be a part of what might be called the punk rock community you take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly post messages on aol but don't you dare fuck with janelle she's everything that you are not she's not a girl,
she is a thought she's an idea or an ideal that you won't ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends she's on a greyhound bus i ate a hairy coconut i think i might have diverticulitis is there too much beer inside us ugly riot girls saying i don't know shit - it hurts to know you care enough to send the very shittiest,
so gentlemen and ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat that your stupid on-line world and your stupid comments may well be justification for a beating where applicable not valid in vermont void where prohibited and shut your fucking mouth don't go to easter isle and overpopulate you'll destroy god's spaceship earth dilute dilute ok
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