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Artist: Screeching Weasel
Canonical path: /screeching-weasel/twinkie-warfare
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Twinkie Warfare
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Twinkie Warfare
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You'll get your riboflavin
any way that you can,
6 Ho-ho's in your mouth
and 8 Ding-dongs in your hand.
When you slip into a peaceful
nighttime snooze,
be sure to lock the door so the
Twinkies won't get you.
They're coming after you
they're getting back at you
twinkie warfare.
You left a Twinkie on the counter
on a rainy Friday night,
it mutated and it touched you and
ripped out both of your eyes.
Your junk food ain't taking
anymore bites from you,
maybe learn a lesson and eat
some real food.
They're coming after you
they're getting back at you
twinkie warfare.
12 more Ho-ho's an
ice cream bar a full size
Nestle Crunch.
Chips Ahoy and Oreos and jam
with Hawaiian Punch.
Why do you think we look the
way we do?
Punk rock junk food junkies
were the Weasel crew.
They're coming after you
they're getting back at you
twinkie warfare.
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