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Artist: Serrabulho
Canonical path: /serrabulho/happy-fornication
Related lyric paths: 6
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Happy Fornication
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Happy Fornication
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Have been Mr. Single for a while
Got no females in a square mile
Already have calluses in my hands
Too much masturbation no one withstands
Now and then I try a household device
But even that won’t suffice
Got myself so delirious
That my neighbor’s goat looks kind of vicious
The other day I whacked off with a plunger
Almost got me a penile puncture
I’m so happy, ohhh
Even brought my proctologist appointment ahead
And stuck my dick in a banana bread
All I wanted was a happy fornication
But chicks don’t dig me ‘cause of my genital malformation
Went down to the bar to get intoxicated
Met some broads and got animated
Spotted a girl and we drank ‘til late
End up trying to rise the birth rate
Next morning I had a huge hangover
Still I wish I wasn’t sober!
Liquor doesn’t teach you to spot a transvestite
Thought her name was Rita but no, it was Yosemite!
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