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Artist: Serrabulho
Canonical path: /serrabulho/life-of-a-penis
Related lyric paths: 6
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Life Of a Penis
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Life Of a Penis
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I am a sad winnie
Wrinkly and skinny
Always with a bad hairstyle
Never have a shag worthwhile
Live tightly with two nuts
Now only desired by flatulent buts
Used to be such a stallion
Could hump a whole battalion
Never lacked of pussy
Waxed, shaved or bushy
Life of a penis!
Sometimes they were morbidly obese
Others they smelled like cheese
At times I went for the experienced ones
Others for the catholic nuns
But I really loved the virgin cunt
Where one could go treasure hunt!
People called me mushroom head
My fame was quite widespread
Always found a first-class vagina
Even if it was in china
Once I was constantly erect
Nowadays I am forever wrecked
Can only get a viagra boner
From now on I’ll be a loner
I have crabs and incontinence
Herpes and impotence
Can’t even get manual decompression
Since my owner is handless
A hard on would be a bless
To save me from this great depression!
I am a sad winnie, wrinkly and skinny
Always with a bad hairstyle
Never have a shag worthwhile
Live tightly with two nuts
Now only desired by flatulent buts
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