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Artist: Short Sharp Shock
Canonical path: /short-sharp-shock/merry-christmasss
Related lyric paths: 6
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Merry Christmasss
Read Merry Christmasss lyrics by Short Sharp Shock on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Merry Christmasss
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Blind tradition superstition yet again invades our lives
Solstice hijack, one day panic of excess gluttony and greed
Pester power, make 'em happy, left with debts they never see
Buy on plastic, total dog shit, no one wants or even needs
Merry Christmas, on impule you buy it, feel good as you swipe it
Merry Christmas, you need that fad gadget they hyped you about
Yer house is warm 'n' homely, peek in the oven take a breath
Crispin' skin, basted flesh, soon taste the stink of death
Rover, mogs and polly, loved family pets are safe
But the nameless and faceless get dished up onto your plate
Merry Christmas, carved up, served up, trimmings on the side
Merry Christma, unknowing the time, start up wonder why, why
On the eve, your set for the big day
Midnight mass guild for the one time you pay
Wish list is wrapped and under the tree
Festive slice of life, you smile as you feast
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