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Artist: Shortstraw
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Bikini Weather
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Bikini Weather
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Skinny bitches, you're so difficult
Just invite me in
Let's do breakfast in the afternoon
Let's do scones and tea
We can spend our riches on our way home
Living comfortably
Watch it go out the window
Oh, so innocently
You're such a robot, oh
You're such a robot, no
Such a robot
All senses go
You're such a robot, oh
You're such a robot, no
Such a robot, oh
(Such a robot!)
You're such a robot, oh
You're such a robot, no
Such a robot
All senses go
You're such a robot, oh
You're such a robot, no
Such a robot, oh
(Take it to the Matthew's bridge)
We can divide our interests, set our boundaries
We can compromise
And when you're lonely, we can go out
We can socialize
And so we'll converse, we can chit-chat
It's so predictable
It's getting stale, so monotonous
Let's make things interesting
We'll start a rumour, oh
Start a rumour, no
Starting rumours
All senses go
We'll start a rumour, oh
Start a rumour, no
Starting rumours oh
(Start a rumor!)
We'll start a rumour, oh
Start a rumour, no
Starting rumours
All senses go
We'll start a rumour, oh
Start a rumour, no
Starting rumours oh
(Take it to the Steven's bridge)
You're such a robot, oh
You're such a robot, no
Such a robot, oh
You're such a robot, oh
You're such a robot, no
Such a robot, oh
Drop the beat down and give me a reason why
You've gotta be skinny for the summer season
This is bikini weather!
Suck in your gut and push out your chest
Cos you gotta look thin to fit in that dress
This is bikini weather!
Drop the beat down and give me a reason why
You've gotta be skinny for the summer season
This is bikini weather!
Suck in your gut and push out your chest
Cos you gotta look thin to fit in that dress
This is bikini weather!
To the world, you're so cynical
Open your eyes
You're being difficult
Because you're sitting on top of the world
To the world, you're so cynical
Open your eyes
You're being difficult
Because you're sitting on top of the world
Drop the beat down and give me a reason why
You've gotta be skinny for the summer season
This is bikini weather!
Suck in your gut and push out your chest
Cos you gotta look thin to fit in that dress
This is bikini weather!
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