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Artist: Shortstraw
Canonical path: /shortstraw/couch-potato
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Couch Potato
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Couch Potato
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Simmer down, young couch potato
You forgot your square eyes
Come on back to bed my darling
You forgot your bedroom eyes
Cheer up!
Has something got you down?
Something's got you down.
Cheer up!
Has something got you down?
Something's got you down.
Ante up, you're so gullible
You've got those snake eyes
Come back down to earth my angel
You forgot your head light on
Cheer up!
Has something got you down?
Something's got you down.
Cheer up!
Has something got you down?
Something's got you down.
Growing up, you've been watching too much tv
With no self control, love
This isn't the movies
Buckle up now, son
Growing up, you've been watching too much tv
With no self control, love
This isn't the movies
Buckle up now, son
Growing up, you've been watching too much tv
With no self control, love
This isn't the movies
Buckle up now, son
You grew up!
Cos you've been knocked around
You've been knocked around.
So cheer up!
Don't let it get you down
Cos nothing's got you down.
You grew up!
Cos you've been knocked around
You've been knocked around.
Growing up, you've been watching too much tv
With no self control, love
This isn't the movies
Buckle up now, son
So cheer up!
Don't let it get you down
Cos nothing's got you down.
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