American Way

[Shary Bobbins]

If there's a task that must be done,

Don't turn your tail and run

Don't pout! Don't sob!

Just do a half-assed job!

If you cut every corner,

It's really not so bad.

Everybody does it,

Even Mum and Dad.

If nobody see it, then nobody gets mad!

[Bart] It's the American way!

[Shary Bobbins] The policeman on the beat needs some time to

rest his feet.

[Chief Wiggum] Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!

[Shary Bobbins] And the clerk who runs the store can charge

a little more for meat!

[Apu] For meat

[Shary Bobbins] And milk

[Apu] And milk!

[Shary Bobbins & Apu]

From nineteen-eighty-four!

[Shary Bobbins] If you cut every corner, you'll have more

time for play!

[Shary Bobbins & the Simpsons] It's the American way!