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Artist: Os Simpsons
Canonical path: /simpsons/softball
Related lyric paths: 6
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Softball
Read Softball lyrics by Os Simpsons on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Softball
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Well Mr. Burns had done it
The power plant had won it
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar-room tile
We're talking softball
From Maine to San Diego
We're talking softball
Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law
We're talking Homer, Ozzie and the Straw
We're talking softball
From Maine to San Diego
We're talking softball
Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Griffy's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law
We're talking Homer, Ozzie and the Straw
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