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The President Wore Pearls Medley

The President Wore Pearls Medley lyrics by Os Simpsons. I'm not that cool I don't wear jeans I've polished an apple or two But every grape that I grubbed I...

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The President Wore Pearls Medley

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I'm not that cool

I don't wear jeans

I've polished an apple or two

But every grape that I grubbed

I grubbed it for you

So call me bookworm

But I'll never squirm

When there's work to be done

Yes, I'll take my lunch at my desk

While you're all outside having fun

Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield

Unless you want an effective leader

I'll talk to teachers

I'll handle Skinner

A vote for Lisa

Makes you the winner!

Eyes! Pearls! Smile! Hair points!

Dress! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch!

I may be the new girl

But you can't brain wash me

Just OshKosh B'Gosh me

And then leave me be

To fight for kid power

I must be heard not seen!

I have to lead wisely

Not just pimp and preen

Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie!

Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Milhouse!

This cutting up suits me

There's beauty within me

So let's Olsen twin me

Give them someone to love

This grown up make over

Has made me a super tween

Because they are my people

And I am their queen!

I'm so happy with my evil plan

Say goodbye to music, gym and art!

Soon we will have the perfect school!

Where fun and excitement never start!

I'm so drunk I could barely see!

But it helps me get through another day!

My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!

I've got to go puke in some hay!

Lisa is a fool!

I think the rules are cool!

I'm fallin' in the pool!

Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa!

Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield

You can still reach me through E-mail

At Smart Girl 6-3 underscore backslash

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