Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Slade
Canonical path: /slade/myzsterious-mizster-jones
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Myzsterious Mizster Jones
Read Myzsterious Mizster Jones lyrics by Slade on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Myzsterious Mizster Jones
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
Myzsterious Mizster Jones
He'll wanna read your palm and keep you calm
Got a voodoo head on a lucky charm
With a snake tattoo going down his arm
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
Well, he's the living proof of eternal youth
Got an ice-cold diamond in his tooth
And the walls will tumble when he hits the roof
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
Oh, what's good for him is bad for me
Oh, it's hard to break a myzstery
A double dealing hero, to bring you down to zero
His origins unknown and he ain't got no home
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
He's into shooting stars, eccentric cars
Grew up fussing, fighting in the bars
All he's got to show for it's the battle scars
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
Oh, what's good for him is bad for me
Oh, it's hard to break a myzstery
A double dealing hero, to bring you down to zero
His origins unknown and he ain't got no home
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones ....
Whatever makes him tick, go take your pick
With a five line rhyming limerick
Is it his silver tongue? Well, maybe that's the trick
Of the myzsterious Mizster Jones
Oh, what's good for him is bad for me
Oh, it's hard to break a myzstery
A double dealing hero, to bring you down to zero
His origins unknown and he ain't got no home
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Myzsterious Mizster Jones"?
Slade performs "Myzsterious Mizster Jones", and this lyric page sits inside the Slade catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Myzsterious Mizster Jones"?
Yes. The related section below points to Auld Lang Syne / You'll Neve Walk Alone and Everyday with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Slade?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Slade's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Myzsterious Mizster Jones yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.