Women Lose Weight

[Verse 1]

The name of this entertainement is 'Women lose weight'

Our first years of mariage everything was just great

But after two kids And a weight gain factor

The fact is Now she's completely unattractive

Look fat chicks I don't mean to sound rude

I tell her nice hit the gym And don't eat so much food

But no Your shallow

You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth

But how if desire's is not there That's just delayment

Divorce is, child support, alimony payments

My happiness i doubt discouraged

So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage

Meanwhile my secretary June well groomed

When you gonna leave your wife I tell her soon mommy soon, i assume

Or my destiny is blue Interestingly The only thing left for me to do is to kill her

[Chorus]

What a surpriser, Open your eyes, A Woman advisor

I'm gonna have to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

What a surpriser, Open your eyes, A Woman advisor

I'm gonna have to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

[Verse 2]

My plans against or shenanigans Kinda ran thin

Knowin' nothing about poisoning And i can't swim

Bad intentions pumping Might as well become numb

Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong

But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this

Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick

I guess i'll have to play a dude robbin

on wednesday The day she usually goes food shopping

Anyway long story short hit the side of her Chrysler

And sent her clean over the divider

"You bastard" she said

as the wreck went tumblin down the hill I thought "she has to be dead"

Later on get a call (from a) Lieutenant O'Rourke

(had me) leapin like a frog We need you at the morgue

So i selfishly persue

"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her

[Chorus]

What a surpriser, Open your eyes, A Woman advisor

C'mon ya'll know i had to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss Kill her

What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor

i had to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

[Verse 3]

So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run

No sir we don't have no clues right now

This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?

Pull yourself together sir

I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this

I understand, I understand

Catch the person who did this

We're gonna try sir Please

Screamin "who done took my heart" acting shakin up a lot

At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it

Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring

"I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"

While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook

All she does is order from restaurants

All of the sex you want I doubt could adress,

clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and

Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside

How i took a long lunch break day the wife died

I darn near turned pale

And because of betrayal they indicted me, and gave me an impossible bail

Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent

Moral of the story is

Desire is important

So watch your weight It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given

Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her

[Chorus]

What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

I killed her

What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

Well there you have it Keep thin trim Keep your mariage healthy Do you know what i mean?

Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler

Peace