Dogatic Anthem

Im in major det

And I wont forget

I've got a demonised pet

Who keeps giving me bets

And if I don't stop smoking

My dog will be a joking.

It'l rip my leg off with its

Mouth and start smokin' it.

I take it to the vet and what the vet says is that

Your dog is harmless and its all up in your head

I'm really wary,my dog is scary,

Oh please god help me, sweet mother of mary.

'Cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor

And it barks at me when I open the door

And then I say bad boy and it bites my leg

(Then I have to get an ambulance)

To the hospital where I bumped my head

(Should I really take a second chance?)

Oh my God I am so irritated

By that evil creature that some people call a pet

And when I see it it barks and barks and barks

And barks 'till it thinks I'm dead

Then I crawl into the bathroom floor and I pray

For my dear life as it opens the door, go

Then I shiver as its ten to nine

Then I wake up in my bed feelin fine

'Cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor

And it barks at me when I open the door

And then I say bad boy and it bites my leg

(Then i have to get an ambulance)

To the hospital where I bumped my head

(should I really take a second chance?)

Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, DOGATIC!!!!!

I am really scared as I reach for the blood stained door

I look at the carpet its covered in gore

I am one of its slaves now

Will I die? Will I be next?

Don't know why dont even know how

Why did I chose that damn dog anyway?

Because it was lonely I told it to stay.

Now I look in my bedroom, theres grafitti on the wall

Because of what that dogs done over the past 3 to 17 years

I look in the mirror, I'm covered in tears

It's biting my leg off.... I am screaming like a girl

Because I am so....

'Cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor

And it barks at me when I open the door

And then i say bad boy and it bites my leg

(Then I have to get an ambulance)

To the hospital where I bumped my head

(Should I really take a second chance?)