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Artist: Smosh
Canonical path: /smosh/my-fanny-pack
Related lyric paths: 6
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My Fanny Pack
Read My Fanny Pack lyrics by Smosh on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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My Fanny Pack
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Walkin’ down the street and everybody’s starin’
Just jealous of what i’m wearin’
That’s right it’s a fanny pack, bitches
Hot pink and matches my britches
You’re thinking “that guy’s insane
Damn, what’s his name? what’s wrong with his brain?”
I’m perfectly sane, just hear what i say
Everything i need’s just one zip away
My fanny pack, my fanny pack is all i need
It’s on my waist while i shower and while i pee
It holds my hairspray so i look good every day
It holds me tight and keeps the boogie man away
You can’t mess with my fanny pack, i’m a maniac
It’s a fact, you better watch your back
Packs more than a back pack
One time i looked inside and i found an imac
Only tough guys wear fanny packs
Hulk hogan, chuck norris and this guy…
Diss me and you better watch your back
I’ll smack you with my 20 pound fanny pack
I’ve been attacked by a wild beast
I think it was a furry hippopotamus from greece
I needed a weapon for the fight
What i pulled out was a stick of dynamite
Makes great gifts for the holidays
“it’s my d*** in a pack, babayyyy”
If you talk smack, i’ll put you in my sack
What’s this? it’s midget in my fanny pack!
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