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Artist: S.N.F.U.
Canonical path: /snfu/bizarre-novelties
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Bizarre Novelties
Read Bizarre Novelties lyrics by S.N.F.U. on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Bizarre Novelties
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I find it hard to talk
with a black ball in my mouth
Impossible to fart
with carrots up my ass
My neighbors think I'm weird
I do agree
Whatever turns your crank
Are you into bizarre novelties?
I find it hard to walk
with my thumbs screwed into the floor
I travel to strange places
when left alone I explore
My neighbors think I'm sick
I do agree
Do not try this at home
unless your into bizarre novelties
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