The X-Creep

She clutched the scissors in her hand

Then raised them high above her head

She stabbed her boyfriend in the back

Then he hit the floor and bled

She did not know just what to do

So she went and had some lunch

She did not eat the red meat

Because it would only remind her of the

ex-creep

All he had to do was leave

All he had to do was get the hell out

But when he refused to walk through that door

That's when he became the ex-creep

She went back to the house

And dragged the body down the flight of stairs

She stuffed him in the furnace

Then she went and wash her hair

She lay down on the bed

Then she read a good book

She went and fell asleep

Then she awoke to the burning odor of the ex-creep

All he had to do was leave...