baby, you're full of shit

Last Tuesday we saw your favorite band

You spoke the whole time

The crowd shushed us

Clearly you weren't, but I was mortified

Walking home and drinking from those plastic cups

You said: Everything should be made to biodegrade

And then you threw yours in the mud

Baby, you're so full of shit

I probably won't listen to your podcast

I just wanted you to give over

Usually I'm a T-shirt canon full of compliments

Tonight I'm spent

I was just being polite

Now I know intimate details about your life

I was convinced you hated me

Is it wrong to be

Lapping this up?

I'm so full of shit

You spit out local delicacies

You don't care who you offend

You're sixty percent vegetarian

I've been rolling my eyes so hard in my head

You think I'm smiling for different reasons

These takes aren't unique, I hate this competition

And I, I-I

Yeah, you talk a lot, but you've got nothing to say

I just can't make excuses for you anymore

And I'm not even sure why I ever did before

We're not friends, we're barely acquaintances

And I'll never be in your pictures again

I knew my twenties would make or break me

But what the fuck is this?

Spit out local delicacies

You don't care who you offend

You're sixty percent vegetarian

I've been rolling my eyes so hard in my head

You think I'm smiling for different reasons

Your takes aren't unique, I hate this competition

And I, I-I

Yeah, you talk a lot, but you've got nothing to say

You talk a lot, but you've got nothing to say

You talk a lot, but you've got nothing to say