Hello

Sonny:

Hi, this is Sonny

Cher:

And Cher

Sonny:

And this is the other side of our record

When you cut a record

Every one always asks you

What you are gonna put on the other side

And you usually put another song

Sometimes it's hard to get another song

Or to think of another song

And I thought it would be nice

Just to get a chance to talk to you

And say thank you

For everything you've done for us

I don't see why this can't be done

I hope you agree

What do you think Cher?

Cher:

That's ok with me

Sonny:

It's ok with you

It's ok with me too

Cher:

I think you should put the music down

Before the words down

Sonny:

What music?

Cher:

To this song

Sonny:

There is no song

Cher:

No, really

Sonny:

Really what?

There is no song

I'm just plinking on the piano

I only know seven chords any ways

So it doesn't make any difference

What do you mean

We should put the music first

Cher:

I'm not gonna say anything to you

Come on Sonny

Sonny:

You're not gonna say anything, why?

Cher:

Because you're making me embarrassed

Sonny:

Don't be embrassed

You're just talking to a microphone

And that's all

You have nothing to say at all

Cher:

No

Sonny:

I didn't know you were bashful

When you get up on stage

You're not bashful

Now you're talking to a microphone

You're in a studio all by yourself

And you're bashful

You don't like this song?

Cher:

No, I don't like this song

Sonny:

I'll try to write you a new one

I like it, I think

Well Cher you got to say something

Cher don't be bashful

Cher:

I can't think of any thing to say

Sonny:

You always think of something

To say around the house

You never without words then

Cher:

I can't help it, I'm bashful

Sonny:

Ok I glad I found that out

After two years of marriage

Cher:

Well I can sing some thing

Sonny:

I don't have a song for you to sing

Well just say something

Cher:

Hello

Sonny:

That was very clever

Cher:

I thought you'd like that

Sonny:

That's the most original thing you said

Any ways we thought

We break a precedent

And just say hello to every body

And that's the purpose behind this

And thanks again

Cher:

Me too

Sonny:

Cher too, bye