Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Space
Canonical path: /space/major-pager
Related lyric paths: 6
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Major Pager
Read Major Pager lyrics by Space on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Major Pager
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Mr. Major's got a pager
Because he sells E's
To the Russians
Who crush and snort them
But they never seem to sneeze
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers
Now Felix the Cat is on his back
Oh Felix the Cat what a twat
So who needs Columbo
He's just got off a slow boat
From China or somewhere like that
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers
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