Hoedown

Yo, I know you know a hoe

You might know a few

This jam is about two

Skeezy, sleazy, peasy, low down

(hoedown)

This is the hoedown

(hoedown)

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(hoe) (hoe) (hoedown)

(hoedown)

Lucy, I remember lucy

With the big fat juicy

Watermelons comin out the grocery store

Saw her comin out of the door

I said, miss, can I help you with this?

Please don't diss, I just wanna kiss

She said, of course, kissed with force

Suckin on my lips just like she was a horse

I said, excuse me, please don't bruise me

Please don't tease or skeeze or use me

I'm not like that, I'm not kinky

Would you please remove your pinky

>from my rear?

Can't you hear?

What's the matter?

Get your hands off the platter

We're standin outside on a crowded block

I felt her hands goin down on my sock

It's a polo, she was so low down

I coulda swore her knees was on the ground

I said, damn ma'am, get on your feet

Be on your way, cause you can't have my meat

Her eyes started waterin, so I brought her

In the store, to buy some more

Tissue, I said, good-bye, I'm gonna miss you

She said, no, I said, yo hoe, ho-ho, merry christmas

This must be a gift, have you ever imagined that if

You was a manget, and a girl was a metal filing

Would they all come piling?

On your body, growin like hair, yeah?

Well, just think of me as there

Didn't need a girl, had plans for the day

Wanted to step, but she wanted me to stay

You could say she was disturbing my peace

So I called the police