Smoked It All

awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesome

i don't necessarily have to be here for this

im gonna keep the headphones though

mother fucker im awesome

no your not dude don't lie

im awesome

im driving round in my moms ride

im awesome

a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online

mother fucker im awesome

i will run away from a brawl

im awesome

theres no voicemail nobody called

im awesome

i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book

wall

you know my pants sag low(low)

even though(though) that went out of style like ten years ago(go)

spose i got the swagger of a cripple

i got little biceps getting fatter in the middle

and lyrically im not the best

physically the opposite of randy moss and yet so puposteruis

feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage

fest

oh yes

the girls are repulsed so i hide in my hood like im joining a cult

uh huh

im as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis

all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are perches

me ill never date an actress

got too many back zits

plus my whole home aroma is cat piss

every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this

its cuz my little sister wrote it

im awesome

no your not dude don't lie

im awesome

im driving round in my moms ride

im awesome

a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online

mother fucker im awesome

i will run away from a brawl

im awesome

theres no voicemail nobody called

im awesome

i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my facebook wall

im awesome

the swagger of a cripple

check it out

im from maine and i don't hunt nope and i can't ski

smoke weed but i can't roll blunts

might be wit with my wifey my necks not icy

i eat at macdonalds because subways pricey

uh and my unibrow plucked

just asked my mom if i could borrow ten bucks

shes like for what

you want wraps and some heinekens you son of a bitch

you skinny prick

go get a gym membership and vitamins

im like mom please don't blame it on me i got my bad habbits from

you dad and aunt steve

my atitudes sour but my foods aren't sweet

and the hair on my ass it is jumunji

suit on my tailor brings home taylor swift

can't tweet upon my twitter cuz i haven't done shit

bank account red

body ungroomed

the good thing about me is im off stage soon

im awesome

no your not dude don't lie

im awesome

im driving round in my moms ride

im awesome

a quater of my life gone by and i met all my friends online

mother fucker im awesome

i will run away from a brawl

im awesome

theres no voicemail nobody called

im awesome

i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my facebook wall

im awesome

further more im cornier than ethynol

cheeser than provolone

i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home

with a ego the size of tim duncken

even though i got shit for brains like a plumpkin

im twenty four serving lobster rolls

because i spent a decade filling optimmoes and im not even the bomb

in maine

i give it all my game and only about as sexy as jhon mccain

now put your hands up if you have nightmares

if you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here

if you got damn drunk

if you drink light beer

im out of breath

but im awesome

no your not dude don't lie

im awesome

im drivng round in my moms ride

im awesome

a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online

mother fucker im awesome

i will run away from a brawl

im awesome

no voicemail nobody called

im awesome

i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my facebook wall

im awesome