Is it too late

I have no reason to lie to her

I've been a pig

I'm a coward out of character

Here's what I did

I stole money from out of her purse

Then I got drunk

And just to make matters worse

I then fell in love

Is it too late to unload that gun

Is it too late to change her mind

Is it too late to kick me in the teeth

Is it too late, knock them down my throat

Hope I choke on them forever this time

Is it too late, is it too late, is it too late

Now my cards are all on the table

My fish is cooked

Now someone else has rocked my cradle

Funeral's been booked

I feel so rotten to have done this

But now it's been done

And drink was my only accomplice

And we fell in love

I have no reason to lie again

Once is enough

I played my best hand and lost the game

Losing is tough

I barked and wagged my tail in the air

I got off the lead

I had all the fun of the fair

That I'll ever need