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Artist: Steel Panther
Canonical path: /steel-panther/fat-girl-thar-she-blows
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Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)
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Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)
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I saw her drinking beer
Eatin peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate
And I knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend of Jenny Creggs
She had boobs like watermelons
And breathe like rotten eggs
I know you're hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me
Like i'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass
Back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy
All over your face Yeah!
Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
Woooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
She everthing I wanted and more
Fat girl
She can't fit through the door
Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
I want to prove to you my feelings are for real
So i'm going to buy you a million happy meals, yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin Yeah!
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
Is riding my jock again
Fat girl
Is snacking on my cock again
(ouch, don't bite!)
(Guitar solo)
My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass cause your bigger than a bus
Fat girl
I can't believe you're eating again
Fat girl
Where does your neck begin?
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
Put my hotdog into your bun
Fat girl
Your really really tons of fun
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Your my fat fat girl
You know i really love you
Cause you my fat fat girl
Woahhh
Come here baby, where you going?
(mooooo)
You're a cow
Come here baby, hey
I love you
Ican't live without you
I can't live without you
Come here
Come here
(animal noises)
Its like a jungle in my apartment dude look at all those hot bitches and that one fat girl
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