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Artist: Steel Panther
Canonical path: /steel-panther/gloryhole
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Gloryhole
Read Gloryhole lyrics by Steel Panther on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Gloryhole
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There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls
But you never really know who's sucking on the other side
Is it a boy or a girl
Or a lady-man hermaphrodite
Honey, I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my dick today
I'm going to the glory hole
Gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about Cheryl Tiegs
While a beast greases up my pole
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
The glory hole
I know a place down the street just behind Micky dees
Where the thing behind the hole really aims to please
Well a buck o' five is all you need to get a job well done
It doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun
Baby, I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my cock tonight
I'm going to the glory hole
Gonna fuck it with all my might
In my head it's Jessica Biel
Don't care if it's a fucking troll
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Come, give your cock a chance
No need for romance
Come soil your pants at the glory hole
Come, get what you need
Do the dirty deed
Deposit your seed at the glory hole
Fell somebody new at the glory hole
Fill someone with goo at the glory hole
No one judges you at the glory hole
I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my dick today
I'm going to the glory hole
Gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about virgin teens
While a beast greases up my pole
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Oh baby, here I come
Oh, oh, oh, fuck
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