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Artist: Steel Panther
Canonical path: /steel-panther/in-the-future
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In The Future
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In The Future
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It is the future: year 6969
Somewhere out in megaspace
The peloozes of the Lesbodyke Nebula
In order to continue breeding after removal from the Universe
Their last remaining enemy, men, created the Pil-Penile
Impregnation Lingumbot
Rezark SP: a prototype pil
Accidentally launched into chrono-space during the hyperfiber wars
Has programmed a self replicating evo-loop and drifts for a kilo-year
Alone and sentient in a tele-operative trajectory above planet Three-S
Formely known as Earth
Lowering his astrogate to planet Three-S
Rezark SP, the last surviving chrononaut
Has a bad case of bluballsium
And one thing on his hydro-mind: pussy!
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