People Are Stoopid

I'm hung like a horse but I don't eat hay

Suckin one dick doesn't make you gay

That's what all the boys in prison say

Suck it white boy, suck it white boy, suck it

Bein real rich doesn't make you cool

Your Ed Hardy shirt is still soaked in drool

Everyone can see that you're still a tool

A tool with a lot of money

People are stoopid that's the way it is you see

Don't be stoopid and deny the reality

Well you can drive a bitchin car and wear new clothes

But you're stoopid and everybody already knows

Dr. Phil's a dick and Oprah too

I've got six inches they both can chew

I wouldn't force a terrorist to watch The View

Or listen to Dr. Laura

Jenny McCarthy's a stoopid whore

Gonna slam my nuts in the bathroom door

If she whines about vaccines any more

Ignoring scientific data

Oh yeah

People are stoopid baby that sure explains a lot

I'm pretty sure it's cause they don't use their brains a lot

You could go off to college and get a degree

But you're still a big dumb motherfucker to me

It don't make no sense

Retarded czars and presidents

Better join 'em you and me

We'll never beat 'em can't you see

Oh yeah

If you got the bird flu and you're on a plane

If you're doin 35 in the passin' lane

Use more than 10% of your brain

Before I kick you in the testes

People are stoopid honey that's just the way it is

(stoopid motherfuckers everywhere)

Stoopid people going into country and the music biz

(what the fuck's it take to win a grammy)

People are so dumb that they can't even tie their shoes

(even when they got their sandals on)

Livin on the dole and havin kids that are stoopid too

(stoopid fuckin kids playin Call of Duty)

Dumb motherfuckers livin next door to Lexxi Foxx

(Lexxi Foxx is so fuckin stoopid)

Not as dumb as him but dumber than a bag of rocks

(bags of rocks are so fuckin stoopid)

So tell those stoopid people to suck your dong

And listen to another Steel Panther song