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Artist: Steel Panther
Canonical path: /steel-panther/the-shocker
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The Shocker
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The Shocker
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(Are you ready baby)
(oooh)
(ahh yeah)
Extra Extra read all about it
I wanna show you kinda something new
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner
Here's something cool that'll work for you
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez
Some will say that it's a bit extreme
Close your eyes and spread your legs now
What I'm about to do will make you scream
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in
In her hole so she screams
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Yeah woah the Shocker
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it
In the city or in the town
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker
He walks around with a pinky thats brown
When ya do too much butter sugar
And your hard meat stick won't stand
add your middle finger to a feast of metal
and spread the shocker all across the land
Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls
You won't learn this at school
So pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Thats called the Shocker
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Yeah woah the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Thats called the Shocker
YEAH!!
[solo]
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Thats called the Shocker
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Yeah woah the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Thats called the Shocker
Here it comes!
[solo]
Shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker
Come on and Shocker
Do you wanna 20 balls of heavy metal power
Inside your vagina and baby in your butthole too
*blown kiss*
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