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Artist: Stephen Lynch
Canonical path: /stephen-lynch/best-friends-song
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Best Friends Song
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Best Friends Song
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Mark: I like my toast buttered
Stephen: and i'll take mine dry
Mark: I dig the beatles
Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy
Mark: I have fine taste
Stephen: and i like things cheap
Mark: I wanna stay up all night
Stephen: i just wanna sleep, with your sister
Mark: I love the sunshine
Stephen: and i wanna nail your sister
Mark: I like julia roberts movies
Stephen: just wanna F the S out of your sister
and Mark you would rule
Hey!, if you'd say its cool
i'd go pick her up at her junior high school
yea your sister
yeaaa
i wanna F your sister
wanna F her in the A
and just C all over her chin
well i'd stick my fist in her V
and i'd move it around and then i'd move it to her A hole
it'd be so F'ing great
i'd nail her
i wanna F your sister!
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