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Artist: Stereo Total
Canonical path: /stereo-total/les-gros-nichons
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Les Gros Nichons
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Les Gros Nichons
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LES GROS NICHONS
(F.Cactus/El Turco Loco)
Tu voudrais que j'aie des nichons
Gros comme des ballons
Une bouche pulpeuse
De pipeuse, d'allumeuse
Des lèvres peintes en rose
Pleines de sylicone
Que je me ballade nue
Du matin jusqu'au soir
Les cheveux jusqu'au cul
Blonds, ça va de soi
Tu voudrais que je t'appelle
Mon gros Daddy
Mon gros Daddy!
Je suis plate plate plate
Et tu m'ennuies
Je suis plate plate plate
Et tu m'ennuies
Je suis plate plate plate
Tu ne m'épates pas
Je suis plate plate plate
Et je te dis:
A bas les pattes
Tu voudrais que j'aie des nichons
Gros comme des ballons
Que j'aie comme Miss Boubous
Les seins en caoutchouc
Des ongles de tigresse
Des plumes sur les fesses
Des yeux de ouistiti
Que je t'appelle Mon gros Daddy
Que je soie cover-girl, pin-up
Strip-teaseuse, amoureuse
Animale, lascive
Fatale, primitive
Gamine, nue, caline
Ingénue libertine
Tu voudrais que je m'appelle Lola
Ou Lolo, oh la la!
Tu voudrais que je me sape,
Petite salope, dans des sex-shops
Que je porte les dessous chics
D'une arrière boutique
Des bas à résilles
Des talons aiguille
Des fermetures éclair
Qui s'ouvrent en un éclair
Tu voudrais que je t'appelle mon gros Daddy
Mon gros Daddy! ...
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