All The Old Things

Storming through the kitchen just to find a jar of mayo

While I'm packing lunch for a trip on my winnebago

As a kid, made it big, and they all knew me by name

My old punk rock band got me money and fame

Hanging out at the golf course on the weekend

Acting chummy, trading stocks with my best friends

I had to pick up my prescription at the drugstore

I remember it’s the first time that I realized...

I'm getting old, and life is a nightmare

I'm getting old, I just found my first gray hair

Nobody cares, cause all the kids in today’s

Pop punk scene were born after

I won’t say goodbye

I’m getting older all the time

And though I’m not as relevant

My old songs are pretty sweet

Please don't mind what I’m trying to say cause I,

I like the nostalgia when I hear you...

...Tell me my band is here to stay

Even though we don't wanna change

Modern musicians really freakin’ blow

I was once full of joy

What happened to fall out boy?

They’re not the band that they once were

Now they’re all superstars, forgot about their guitars

Those days have turned into one big blur

Give me a reason

To go see a doctor

To schedule a date for

A prostate exam

It might hurt to piss

Doesn’t mean that I will go

You better keep your thumb away from me

Don’t tell me I’m at that age and

Don’t call me old, don’t call me old

Don’t call me old, don’t call me old

I don’t even relate to the youth

I don't wanna do the things they do

I'm never gonna get the memes they make

And I don't ever wanna, I don’t ever

Wanna be a millennial idiot

They all like that boy band from australia

Why should I cater to their entitlement?

Those selfish little pampered millennials

Whoa, you should speak for yourself

You’re not the only old-school warped band

Whoa, I’m pushing 30, doing well for myself

And I’m still pretty relevant

I got your drift, girl

Female singer, count me in

‘Cause I realize now why all these artists don’t end up has-beens

It might take some time, a little bit of

Planning with my record label, everything, everything

Will be just fine, collaborate, with taylor swift

We’ll just sell out, sell out

Drop a song, on youtube

You should all sit back, watch closely as I go mainstream

We're selling out now, and we’re changing our sound

Much bigger than the early 2000s

I'll chart as number one on billboard

I’ve lost some respect, but I’ll just ignore it

If I could travel time things would get better

Relive the glory days and rock forever

Say it ain't so

It will not grow

I need a moment

In the bathroom

I know I still

Can be your thrill

The night will go on

The night will go on

My little blue pill