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Artist: Sunrise Skater Kids
Canonical path: /sunrise-skater-kids/first-world-tragedy
Related lyric paths: 6
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First World Tragedy
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First World Tragedy
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Let me tell you ‘bout all of my problems, they don’t seem to go
And I can’t fathom conditions that are worse than my own
That’s not what I want, that’s not what I asked for
Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster
I want a world where I have full control
Mild inconveniences are killing me
It won’t be long before they’ve ruined my day
I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
I dropped my iphone, now there’s a crack in the screen
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
My parent’s credit card got taken away
There’s nothing on netflix that I haven’t seen
And I can’t reach the remote, it’s too far away from me
Buffering slow, in 720p
That’s not full hd, this isn’t funny
Why can’t my smart tv just do what it’s told?
Mild inconveniences are killing me
This warped tour lineup is complete garbage
It wouldn’t hurt to book some better bands
I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
I dropped my iphone, now there’s a crack in the screen
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
My parent’s credit card got taken away
It’s getting way too hot
Ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I’m freezing my own balls off
My dark, blue balls
It’s getting way too hot
Ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I’m freezing my own balls off
My navy-blue, indigo balls
I know I’m a straight white male
That doesn’t mean I’m not stuck in hell
America is the place to be
Unless you live near poverty
I got mud on my shoes, my brand new shoes
Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
Too many voices, too many voices
I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
I dropped my iphone, now there’s a crack in the screen
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
My parent’s credit card got taken away
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