Non-addictive Marijuana

I like smoking non-addictive marijuana

I like a big ol' bump of that soothing speed

But what I really like is a big spoonful of heroin

Cause heroin always gives me what I need

I like a big shot of whiskey in the morning

And a big ol' shot of cocaine in the afternoon

Hell, I'll shoot whatever you got but man you best got a lot

'Cause I can see right now that your's will be gone real soon

Now, you say marijuana is not addictive

For you my friend, that might be true

You get the munchies, sit home, and watch your TV

But give me a hit son and I'll show you what that shit will do