Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Tankard
Canonical path: /tankard/fuck-christmas
Related lyric paths: 6
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Fuck Christmas
Read Fuck Christmas lyrics by Tankard on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Fuck Christmas
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Christmas time is here again
Time to give your cash to them
At the cross is where we'll meet
Leaving presents at his feet
Buy your gifts in harmony
Feed the Christmas industry
Fuck Christmas! All the time
Now I've got my yuletide pride!
Fuck Christmas! All the time
I've got Jesus on my side!
Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas! All the time!
Jesus came and Jesus went
Look at all the cash we spent
Mother Mary you will see
Never bought a Christmas tree
Christmas is for me and me
I give only to receive
Christmas time is here again ...
He was fuckin' born in August anyway ...
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Tankard performs "Fuck Christmas", and this lyric page sits inside the Tankard catalog on LyroVerse.
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