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Artist: Tankard
Canonical path: /tankard/kings-of-beer
Related lyric paths: 6
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Kings Of Beer
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Kings Of Beer
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Lock your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town
When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around
Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found
Help us out or we will burn this town to the ground
Other bands will play but we all come to drink
Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink
Fat and ugly, smelly, pissed beyond belief
Gonna spew our vomit on your little niece
Refrain:
We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins
Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain
We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer
Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer
Do you really think that we are serious ?
Think again, man, you must be delirious
Certain groups claim the have seen the light of day
But we're Tankard and we have nothing to say
Other bands will play but we all come to drink
Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink
What's the fuss, did you need food for that small mind ?
Don't complain 'cause you can kiss our big behinds
Refrain:
We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins
Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain
We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer
Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer
Lock your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town
When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around
Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found
Help us out or we will burn this town to the ground
Refrain:
We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins
Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain
We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer
Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer
We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer
Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer
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