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Metal Cash Machine

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Tankard Canonical path: /tankard/metal-cash-machine Related lyric paths: 6 Video embedded: yes
Lyrics

Metal Cash Machine

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Celebrity attack!

You love it, admit it!

Come join the fashion-pack!

Our logo on your back!

Go get it and show it!

Designed to make you sweat!

To raise the sales and profit

Of Tankard merchandise

We widened our business exclusive franchise

Offering brands of lifestyle sold out immediately

Spiked boxer shorts and headphones

Perfume of barley

Celebrity attack!

You love it, admit it!

Come join the fashion-pack!

Our logo on your back!

Go get it and show it!

Designed to make you sweat!

Become a part of our fame

We are the idols of the metal cash machine

Buy skid mark wear and you'll be seen

Support the idols of the metal cash machine

Justin and lady BlaBla bought our products too

The self-inflating barf bag

Beer chocolate, pink booze

We've launched a new collection

Stinkers from Diaidas

That's why the fans go crazy adoring just us

Celebrity attack!

You love it, admit it!

Come join the fashion-pack!

Our logo on your back!

Go get it and show it!

Designed to make you sweat!

Become a part of our fame

We are the idols of the metal cash machine

Buy skid mark wear and you'll be seen

Support the idols of the metal cash machine

Our manager will meet you

On London thrashing week

Behind his booth he freaks out

His charming farts you'll reek

Celebrity attack!

You love it, admit it!

Come join the fashion-pack!

Our logo on your back!

Go get it and show it!

Designed to make you sweat!

Become a part of our fame

We are the idols of the metal cash machine

Buy skid mark wear and you'll be seen

Support the idols of the metal cash machine

Become a part of our fame

We are the idols of the metal cash machine

Buy skid mark wear and you'll be seen

Support the idols of the metal cash machine

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