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Artist: Tankard
Canonical path: /tankard/myevilfart
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Myevilfart
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Myevilfart
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Hey boss! Your Party's cool
Another year so let's start drinking
Excess! The alcohol flows
Your birthday is a night for sinners
My bladder's full
Need to take a killer piss now
I can't, can't hardly walk
Gotta find a wall to mark now
I went to pee, and passed some gas
My rectum is evil, I've just burnt my ass
[Chorus:]
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
Here comes my friend
With a raging pole to empty
Nice, right next to me
Wretched wind right up his nostril
My friend got sick, he had to puke
My ass had the power, it wasn't a fluke
[Chorus:]
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
The job was done
I went back home really happy
Still unable to walk
Hit the hay but then I blew more
People-a lesson learned
A lot of beers and you'll start stinking
Eat beans-and that's how it goes
Make people spew and be a winner
[Chorus:]
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
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